Testicular cancer (most important)
Seminoma (pure — AFP normal, beta-hCG mildly elevated or normal, highly radiosensitive) · NSGCT (AFP elevated ± beta-hCG — embryonal, teratoma, choriocarcinoma, yolk sac). Hard, smooth or nodular, non-tender (usually), intratesticular. Normal tumour markers do not exclude cancer. Urgent USS and suspected cancer pathway referral.
Epididymal cyst / spermatocele
Usually benign when clearly separate from the testis, but examination is not always reliable. Posterior to testis, transilluminates, smooth, non-tender, clearly separate from testis. Spermatocele: milky fluid, contains spermatozoa. Epididymal cyst: clear fluid. USS confirms an uncertain diagnosis. No treatment needed unless symptomatic.
Hydrocele
Fluid surrounding testis — transilluminates brightly, fluctuant, obscures testis on palpation. Primary (idiopathic, common in infants and elderly) vs secondary (epididymo-orchitis, trauma, tumour). USS if the testis is not palpable, the diagnosis is uncertain, or the hydrocele is new, atypical or associated with pain or a mass; a clinically obvious longstanding hydrocele does not automatically need a cancer referral.
Varicocele
"Bag of worms" sensation superior to testis, worse on standing, improves lying down. Left side more common (left gonadal vein drains into left renal vein at 90°). Associated with subfertility. USS confirms. A sudden-onset, right-sided, large or non-reducible varicocele, or one that does not decompress when supine, warrants investigation for retroperitoneal or renal pathology. A typical longstanding left-sided varicocele is usually benign — refer if painful, progressive, with testicular atrophy or fertility concerns.
Epididymo-orchitis
Painful, tender, swollen epididymis ± testis. Fever. STI (chlamydia/gonorrhoea — sexual risk) or enteric organisms (urinary instrumentation, urinary tract abnormality) — judge from history, not age alone. Treat if objective swelling and tenderness while tests are pending (BASHH). USS if diagnosis uncertain — tumour can mimic.
Inguinal hernia (indirect)
Reducible lump descending into scrotum from inguinal canal. Cough impulse. Unable to get above the lump (extends into inguinal canal). Surgical referral; painful, irreducible, obstructed or strangulated → immediate surgical assessment.
Diffuse scrotal swelling (no discrete lump)
Exclude emergencies first (torsion, strangulated hernia, trauma/rupture, Fournier's gangrene, sepsis). Then establish whether the swelling is intratesticular, extratesticular, within the cord or from the groin. Testicular or scrotal swelling is associated with testicular cancer, particularly with a lump — unexplained or persistent swelling → urgent USS.