Testicular cancer (most important)
Seminoma (pure โ AFP normal, beta-hCG mildly elevated or normal, highly radiosensitive) ยท NSGCT (AFP elevated ยฑ beta-hCG โ embryonal, teratoma, choriocarcinoma, yolk sac). Hard, smooth or nodular, non-tender (usually), intratesticular. 2WW USS.
Epididymal cyst / spermatocele
Most common benign scrotal lump. Posterior to testis, transilluminates, smooth, non-tender, clearly separate from testis. Spermatocele: milky fluid, contains spermatozoa. Epididymal cyst: clear fluid. USS confirms. No treatment needed unless symptomatic.
Hydrocele
Fluid surrounding testis โ transilluminates brightly, fluctuant, obscures testis on palpation. Primary (idiopathic, common in infants and elderly) vs secondary (epididymo-orchitis, trauma, tumour โ always USS to exclude underlying cancer in adults).
Varicocele
"Bag of worms" sensation superior to testis, worse on standing, improves lying down. Left side more common (left gonadal vein drains into left renal vein at 90ยฐ). Associated with subfertility. USS confirms. Secondary varicocele in older man โ renal cell carcinoma (left-sided) screen.
Epididymo-orchitis
Painful, tender, swollen epididymis ยฑ testis. Fever. STI (chlamydia/gonorrhoea in <35 yrs) or enteric organisms (E. coli in >35 yrs, urinary instrumentation). STI screen + empirical antibiotics. USS if diagnosis uncertain โ tumour can mimic.
Inguinal hernia (indirect)
Reducible lump descending into scrotum from inguinal canal. Cough impulse. Peristaltic sounds on auscultation. Unable to get above the lump (extends into inguinal canal). Surgical referral.